(via mmfoltmer)

somethingchanged:

The CastOven is a microwave with a twist—a 10.4-inch LCD screen in the door and an unusual link to YouTube.

When you drop lunch inside and set the timer, the CastOven instantly finds a random YouTube clip of a similar length and displays it on the built-in screen while you wait. via jairustonel, Unplggd

fuckyeahthemountaingoats:

All Hail West Texas

honeysticks:(via padfootly)

fuckyeahthemountaingoats:valerie2776:

This man will never stop slaying me. Come back to Australia please.

debbbb:

Jed Bartlet & The Butterball Hotline
This will never cease to make me laugh and put me in a good mood.  If you’re feeling down, I suggest watching this.

This never fails to make me chuckle. I fucking love this show. What of it.

(via lovingkristen)

It’s been at least 6 hours since I reblogged a picture of this one.

emilyisabell:

I guess you have all come to a consensus that I flirt too much. I’m sorry about this. I want you all to know that half the time I don’t mean it as flirting and I don’t realize it’s coming off that way. When I call someone beautiful, it’s because I think they are and I think they deserve to know. I have heard one too many stories of people dying because no one smiled at them, no one talked to them, no one told them they were beautiful. So, I swore to take every opportunity I got. I read something once about a man who killed himself by jumping off a bridge somewhere. They found a note that said “If one person smiles at me, I won’t do it.” I knew exactly how he felt. I promised myself that I wouldn’t be one of those people that didn’t smile. I’m sorry for rambling, but I just want to explain everything. Basically, if I tell you you’re beautiful, it’s because I think you are, not because I’m trying to flirt with you. When I flirt, it’s much more overt. You can ask the only person I do purposely flirt with lately. It usually comes out as “That’s the earth’s way of telling us we belong together” or “I am absolutely head over heels in love with you.” To me, “you’re pretty” is not flirting. It’s a compliment. I’m sorry for coming off as this terrible person. I won’t do it anymore.

Pfffft. You called me pretty one time & it totally made my day. Don’t stop being sweet because some asshole took it the wrong way. I think it’s lovely & the world needs more nice people to give compliments like you do.

(via fuckyeahredhair)

nomenallowed:

goddamnpeterpen:

Kristen Stewart\ “Welcome To The Rileys”

shit shit shit shit shit

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Currently watching. It’s hilarious.

yerawizardharry:(via warningdontreadthis)

jewdar:

kimclit:

(via BBC)

Someone asked me the other day why I’m vegan.

Well, it’s not because I’m an animal rights activist…

Cheese! My best & only friend! I feel so betrayed!

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